Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Monday, March 2, 2009
Future Layoff strategy by companies.
XYZ Office ->
A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside office.
10 mins passed...... ......... ......... ......... .5 more mins passed.
Security Officer started Announcement: "Dear Employees - With melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employees.
While moving in who-so-ever ID card won't work are laid off & all their belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow.
We followed this approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff email in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office.
Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in & try your luck".
A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office(approx 5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee gathered outside office.
10 mins passed...... ......... ......... ......... .5 more mins passed.
Security Officer started Announcement: "Dear Employees - With melting heart I am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a last evacuation drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employees.
While moving in who-so-ever ID card won't work are laid off & all their belongings will be couriered to them tomorrow.
We followed this approach as we don't want to fill email box size with layoff email in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office.
Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in & try your luck".
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